Pink & White Productions’ “The Crash Pad” (Directed by Shine Louise Houston)
Jiz Lee and Shawn AKA Syd Blakovich, behind the scenes shot by Cody T. Williams.
Feminist Porn Awards Winner, “Hottest Dyke Scene.”
“I love the premise of The Crash Pad: Somewhere in San Francisco, there’s an apartment that exists solely as a trysting place for lesbians. You can go there with a partner or by yourself and have the wildest sex you can imagine. Naturally, because we’re talking about lesbians here, there are a few rules: 1) call before you come over; 2) once there, you must answer the phone (or leave it off the hook); 3) occupancy is first-come, first-served; and 4) you can use the key exactly seven times—after that, you must pass it on to another dyke.
I don’t know what I want to tell you about first—the chemistry between the actors, most of whom are real-life couples; the amazing camera angles showing penetration up close and so clear that you can see the cream oozing; or a shocking cum shot that rivals anything in mainstream porn.
Don’t watch The Crash Pad for safer-sex tips. Some safer-sex practices are slipped in so subtly you might miss them. As the director notes in the commentary, in one scene a condom “magically appears” when a dildo that has previously been in a character’s butt makes its way into her vagina. Later, an outstanding rimming scene is followed by cunnilingus—same tongue, same lucky recipient.
But the most outrageous example of fluid-sharing is also unarguably the hottest moment of the DVD. Two bois enter the pad and proceed to wrestle for dominance—this is a visual reference to a standard in the canon of gay male pornography in which the loser’s butt is the trophy of the victor. In The Crash Pad version, the wrestling match is followed by a long scene of vigorous penetration with fingers, and then an outrageous rimming scene in which the recipient’s anus is so open you can see her partner’s rigid tongue descend into the darkness. But wait—there’s more. The bottom, seemingly spent, crawls on top of her partner’s face and ejaculates copiously into her mouth. This is the shocking cum shot, and the film’s crowning moment. For sheer dirtiness, you cannot beat The Crash Pad.”
- Felice Newman
Available on PinkLabel.tv (Video on Demand), Early to Bed (DVD), and other retailers.
